It sat in the kitchen at a party last weekend. I scoffed, picked it up, waved it around, and made everybody agree it was a fake product from a Saturday Night Live commercial. Hahahahaha I'm so funny.
Almost immediately after mocking the Wine Away, I spilled red wine all down the front of my light-colored blouse. Amy grabbed the Wine Away and spritzed the shit out me. The wine stains just disappeared. I looked down and a puddle was also rapidly disappearing. It's like The Langoliers of stains.
2 comments:
It's like The Langoliers of stains.
Like HipE. is the Langoliers of women?
anonymous, my old friend. you're just bitter because I turned you into a lesbian with my sensitive touches. just embrace it.
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