These short videos by David Wain are pretty good. I love when he pushes the guy down randomly at the beginning of Episode 1. I think Episode 4 (below) is my favorite so far, especially when he grabs at the bread basket and pepper shaker, and then has a little fit and holds onto the table at the end.
Thanks for the link, Hip E.
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
An Evite Message
Delta Gamma Alumni -Wine Essentials 101
"Just a note that Tina does have cats, so please be aware if you are allergic and would like to attend this event."
"Just a note that Tina does have cats, so please be aware if you are allergic and would like to attend this event."
Monday, January 28, 2008
They gots the crazy eyes.
I watched part of the South Carolina debates tonight. I realized John Edwards reminds me of somebody.
I'm sorry, John.
Saturday, January 26, 2008
Apples to Apples
Let's lighten it up a bit in here, shall we?
I went to Tahoe last weekend. Are there pictures of the snow or the mountains or the pretty trees? Nope. Is there a picture of a funny round of Apples to Apples? Yes.
Will Smith was the winning play.
I went to Tahoe last weekend. Are there pictures of the snow or the mountains or the pretty trees? Nope. Is there a picture of a funny round of Apples to Apples? Yes.
Will Smith was the winning play.
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Lake of Fire
I saw Lake of Fire last night. It's a great documentary about the abortion debate. It was billed as being pretty even handed but I don't know who would view it and see equal merit in both the Pro Choice and Pro Life movements. Maybe that's because I prefer to call them the Pro Choice and Anti Choice movements.
None of the ideas presented in the film are particularly new, but it engaged me and it's probably healthy to discuss something other than Maria Bamford and brussels sprouts.
The movie is gruesome. There are scenes of ladies in stirrups with the tubes of blood and the whirring machine noise, and there are images of doctors aborting more progressed pregnancies and sifting through blood with tiny baby feet and stuff. There are also crime scenes of murdered abortion doctors and photos of women who died attempting home abortions. [FN1] The movie ends when a woman (whom the camera has just followed walking in, waiting, being counselled, then having the abortion), breaks down and sobs "I know I made the right decision, but it's just so hard." I cried myself from fear of ever facing unwanted pregnancy and the awfulness of that choice for other women.
The Pro Choice movement fails when it attempts to hide the awfulness of abortions. That thing in there is living, and -- left alone -- will become a baby. [FN2] Women know this and they're affected by the procedure on a fundamental human level. They're also affected by it on a painful physical level because there is machinery all up in their body cutting and sucking things out. It's awful. But is does not equal ought. The Pro Choice movement needs to focus on the fact that while abortion is tragic and a choice no woman makes lightly, that does not mean it ought to be illegal.
The Pro Life movement fails in a multitude of ways.
Pro Life loves defending the babies, but only when they're in other women's wombs. Preventing the pregnancy altogether with sex education and birth control? Not so much. Providing basic medical care to decrease our embarrassingly high rates of preventable infant death? Not so much. Educating that child and not sending him or her to war? Again: Not so much.
Speaking of war, the Pro Life movement has some nasty bedfellows. Like political hawks. And militia men. And racists. And sexists. And homophobes (cause the gays have so many abortions?). And my personal favorite: the ignorant religious extremists. There's a great scene in which an abortion picketer says abortionists are murderers and should die because the Bible says so. The filmmaker asks "Who else does the Bible say should die?" and the man answers "Sodomites," and points at a nearby group of pro-choice women (?). The filmmaker asks "Who else?" and the man answers "Blasphemers." The filmmaker asks "What's a blasphemer? Anybody who says goddamnit?" The man looks extremely confused and looks to a senior religious extremist nearby who answers in the affirmative, so the man turns back to the filmmaker and says proudly "Yes, anybody who says goddamnit." Ohhh kay.
Speaking of the bible, Pro Life forgets we're a secular state. Not everybody practices a religion, let alone the same one you do. Within a religion, not all adherents interpret things the same absolute black and white way. And even assuming you know how your God would feel about the abortion decision in every situation, that only suggests you should refrain from abortion. You can also work to decrease the number of abortions. But the law can't prohibit all abortions because of your God.
Pro Life just has too narrow a worldview. Most people recognize that pregnancy is the beginning of something. But people also realize that isn't the only value to consider in an abortion decision. There's the life and physical autonomy of the mother. The life of the father. The life the child would have. And if I'm gonna get really liberal on your ass, the fact that the environment doesn't need more population growth. The decision isn't made in a vacuum. There are simply too many values to balance, situations to consider, and shades of grey to muddle through for the government to make a blanket decision.
I'm ranting now so I'll stop. Just see the movie! It's good. To quote reviewer Harry Chotiner: "Kaye's beautifully shot film doesn't so much leave us discouraged by the polarization of the two sides, though it does that. More deeply, it leaves us saddened and weary because abortions are tragic and necessary, and it weighs on the soul to have to hold on to both of those truths."
[FN1] Apparently before Roe v. Wade, botched abortions were the greatest killer of women aged 18-45. And apparently if Roe v. Wade is overturned, the number of abortions will stay the same and the deaths will increase. Who will die? The poorest women, the women with the least education and resources to obtain a safe (albeit illegal) procedure.
[FN2] Dehumanizing the fetus also gets liberals into trouble when a pregnant woman is murdered. Is it just one murder because the other was not yet a person? No. To a happily expectant parent that is an unborn baby whose death carries the same anguish as a born baby. Perhaps the solution is again choice. The woman decides her pregnancy status, not the government.
None of the ideas presented in the film are particularly new, but it engaged me and it's probably healthy to discuss something other than Maria Bamford and brussels sprouts.
The movie is gruesome. There are scenes of ladies in stirrups with the tubes of blood and the whirring machine noise, and there are images of doctors aborting more progressed pregnancies and sifting through blood with tiny baby feet and stuff. There are also crime scenes of murdered abortion doctors and photos of women who died attempting home abortions. [FN1] The movie ends when a woman (whom the camera has just followed walking in, waiting, being counselled, then having the abortion), breaks down and sobs "I know I made the right decision, but it's just so hard." I cried myself from fear of ever facing unwanted pregnancy and the awfulness of that choice for other women.
The Pro Choice movement fails when it attempts to hide the awfulness of abortions. That thing in there is living, and -- left alone -- will become a baby. [FN2] Women know this and they're affected by the procedure on a fundamental human level. They're also affected by it on a painful physical level because there is machinery all up in their body cutting and sucking things out. It's awful. But is does not equal ought. The Pro Choice movement needs to focus on the fact that while abortion is tragic and a choice no woman makes lightly, that does not mean it ought to be illegal.
The Pro Life movement fails in a multitude of ways.
Pro Life loves defending the babies, but only when they're in other women's wombs. Preventing the pregnancy altogether with sex education and birth control? Not so much. Providing basic medical care to decrease our embarrassingly high rates of preventable infant death? Not so much. Educating that child and not sending him or her to war? Again: Not so much.
Speaking of war, the Pro Life movement has some nasty bedfellows. Like political hawks. And militia men. And racists. And sexists. And homophobes (cause the gays have so many abortions?). And my personal favorite: the ignorant religious extremists. There's a great scene in which an abortion picketer says abortionists are murderers and should die because the Bible says so. The filmmaker asks "Who else does the Bible say should die?" and the man answers "Sodomites," and points at a nearby group of pro-choice women (?). The filmmaker asks "Who else?" and the man answers "Blasphemers." The filmmaker asks "What's a blasphemer? Anybody who says goddamnit?" The man looks extremely confused and looks to a senior religious extremist nearby who answers in the affirmative, so the man turns back to the filmmaker and says proudly "Yes, anybody who says goddamnit." Ohhh kay.
Speaking of the bible, Pro Life forgets we're a secular state. Not everybody practices a religion, let alone the same one you do. Within a religion, not all adherents interpret things the same absolute black and white way. And even assuming you know how your God would feel about the abortion decision in every situation, that only suggests you should refrain from abortion. You can also work to decrease the number of abortions. But the law can't prohibit all abortions because of your God.
Pro Life just has too narrow a worldview. Most people recognize that pregnancy is the beginning of something. But people also realize that isn't the only value to consider in an abortion decision. There's the life and physical autonomy of the mother. The life of the father. The life the child would have. And if I'm gonna get really liberal on your ass, the fact that the environment doesn't need more population growth. The decision isn't made in a vacuum. There are simply too many values to balance, situations to consider, and shades of grey to muddle through for the government to make a blanket decision.
I'm ranting now so I'll stop. Just see the movie! It's good. To quote reviewer Harry Chotiner: "Kaye's beautifully shot film doesn't so much leave us discouraged by the polarization of the two sides, though it does that. More deeply, it leaves us saddened and weary because abortions are tragic and necessary, and it weighs on the soul to have to hold on to both of those truths."
[FN1] Apparently before Roe v. Wade, botched abortions were the greatest killer of women aged 18-45. And apparently if Roe v. Wade is overturned, the number of abortions will stay the same and the deaths will increase. Who will die? The poorest women, the women with the least education and resources to obtain a safe (albeit illegal) procedure.
[FN2] Dehumanizing the fetus also gets liberals into trouble when a pregnant woman is murdered. Is it just one murder because the other was not yet a person? No. To a happily expectant parent that is an unborn baby whose death carries the same anguish as a born baby. Perhaps the solution is again choice. The woman decides her pregnancy status, not the government.
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Mom's Corner
"i placed my first ebay bid last night. i'm trying to find a wall tapestry to put on our toilet room's bare walls, and last night i found one that has a similar effect as the painting in our bathroom...trees, water, stone. i hope i get the bid since it was a great deal for a large tapestry. i'll know in three days. we also ordered frosted window film for our bathroom and the guest shower. i'm looking forward to the privacy and more lighting effect once we put that in.
ok...enough of my decorating news. you'll see these subtle changes in may!!
got to get to work now...maggie woke up with diarrhea last night and didn't make it outside in time. i've been working on cleaning and deoderizing that spot since 11:30 last night. uff da! she's so embarrassed too, poor thing. she feels all right today. that's good since she has graduation today at 4:45!! sit, maggie...not shit!!"
ok...enough of my decorating news. you'll see these subtle changes in may!!
got to get to work now...maggie woke up with diarrhea last night and didn't make it outside in time. i've been working on cleaning and deoderizing that spot since 11:30 last night. uff da! she's so embarrassed too, poor thing. she feels all right today. that's good since she has graduation today at 4:45!! sit, maggie...not shit!!"
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Heath Ledger died today.
It bothers me more than it should. I gasped audibly this afternoon, and spent the rest of the day wanting to come home, watch Brokeback Mountain, and cry. Seriously. Remember this scene at the end of the movie? Uff da.
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Diane Keaton
I've been meaning to post about her for a while, and how she's awesome, and then yesterday on Good Morning America she did this:
Oh Diane! Let's list some reasons why I love you.
Annie Hall - I love the dialogue and the wardrobe, and apparently many of your mannerisms and self-deprecating sense of humor were added into the role.
Woody Allen - Nice work, I understand the appeal my friend. I understand the appeal. And I like that you're still friends.
Clown Paintings - You collect them, and then you published an anthology of clown paintings, which I gave to my brother for Christmas a few years ago. I should give it to more people.
Father of the Bride I and II - You were married to Steve Martin, on whom I have a crush that is either wanting him to be my father or my husband, I cannot quite tell.
The First Wives Club - I'm a sucker for kooky exhuberant devil-may-care women (of a certain age).
Warren Beatty - He's beautiful. I enjoy his marriage to Annette Bening and adoration for his sister Shirley MacLaine. The man seems to love cool women.
Katharine Hepburn - I've read you admire Katharine Hepburn, whom I also admire. I like this comparison from the San Francisco Examiner: "No longer relying on that stuttering uncertainty that seeped into all her characterizations of the 1970s, she has somehow become Katharine Hepburn with a deep maternal instinct, that is, she is a fine and intelligent actress who doesn't need to be tough and edgy in order to prove her feminism."
Somethings' Gotta Give - You look good for your age, lady, and I like the age appropriate pairing with Jack Nicholson.
Style - I also enjoy smart tailoring and menswear. The San Francisco Chronicle described you as "easy to find. Look for the only woman in sight dressed in a turtleneck. On a 90-degree afternoon in Pasadena."
Elephant - You executive produced it?!? Just learned that, thanks Wikipedia.
Al Pacino - This is also news to me, but I love that you said "Al was simply the most entertaining man... To me, that's, that is the most beautiful face. I think Warren was gorgeous, very pretty, but Al's face is like whoah. Killer, killer face." Yes. Let's get a drink and discuss Javier Bardem and Clive Owen.
Blogging - You sometimes blog for The Huffington Post. Rad. Let's blog while we drink and talk about men.
Oh Diane! Let's list some reasons why I love you.
Annie Hall - I love the dialogue and the wardrobe, and apparently many of your mannerisms and self-deprecating sense of humor were added into the role.
Woody Allen - Nice work, I understand the appeal my friend. I understand the appeal. And I like that you're still friends.
Clown Paintings - You collect them, and then you published an anthology of clown paintings, which I gave to my brother for Christmas a few years ago. I should give it to more people.
Father of the Bride I and II - You were married to Steve Martin, on whom I have a crush that is either wanting him to be my father or my husband, I cannot quite tell.
The First Wives Club - I'm a sucker for kooky exhuberant devil-may-care women (of a certain age).
Warren Beatty - He's beautiful. I enjoy his marriage to Annette Bening and adoration for his sister Shirley MacLaine. The man seems to love cool women.
Katharine Hepburn - I've read you admire Katharine Hepburn, whom I also admire. I like this comparison from the San Francisco Examiner: "No longer relying on that stuttering uncertainty that seeped into all her characterizations of the 1970s, she has somehow become Katharine Hepburn with a deep maternal instinct, that is, she is a fine and intelligent actress who doesn't need to be tough and edgy in order to prove her feminism."
Somethings' Gotta Give - You look good for your age, lady, and I like the age appropriate pairing with Jack Nicholson.
Style - I also enjoy smart tailoring and menswear. The San Francisco Chronicle described you as "easy to find. Look for the only woman in sight dressed in a turtleneck. On a 90-degree afternoon in Pasadena."
Elephant - You executive produced it?!? Just learned that, thanks Wikipedia.
Al Pacino - This is also news to me, but I love that you said "Al was simply the most entertaining man... To me, that's, that is the most beautiful face. I think Warren was gorgeous, very pretty, but Al's face is like whoah. Killer, killer face." Yes. Let's get a drink and discuss Javier Bardem and Clive Owen.
Blogging - You sometimes blog for The Huffington Post. Rad. Let's blog while we drink and talk about men.
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Pieces of posts and comments I stole from other people whose blogs I read but whom I have not met.
I. Consadulations everyone! (Edith Zimmerman)
Her most recent post making fun of the NY Times wedding announcements included this awesome image:
Fantastic on its own, but I loved the comment "if i were forced to get a tattoo at gunpoint, i think i would choose the first image featured in this post."
Her most recent post making fun of the NY Times wedding announcements included this awesome image:
Fantastic on its own, but I loved the comment "if i were forced to get a tattoo at gunpoint, i think i would choose the first image featured in this post."II. Best. Conversation. Ever. (Lindsayism)
I've been telling this story for the past five days, and it still makes me laugh:
Friend: I'm going to a notary after this.
Me: I've always wanted to be a notary.
Other Friend: My brother is a notary. Well, in Second Life.
(Everyone): !!!!!!
Her brother is a notary. In Second Life. Then:
Friend: He had to settle this dispute once and one of the people involved, a woman, well, her avatar was female anyway, pooped on his head.
(Everyone): !!!!!
Me: Wait, so she had to BUY the poop? With real money???
Friend: Yeah. Well, technically, she could make it.
Me: Out of what? Food?
Friend: Pixels.
....my favorite comment there was "I love being alive right now."
Monday, January 14, 2008
Caption This
Let's play Caption the Picture! - "Am I a Baldwin brother?"
- "See these tiny scissors? I'm going to cut your rat-tail."
- "Am I wearing a pocket protector and a gold watch? Am I a science teacher?"
- "I support the use of hair gel."
- "Make sure the condom's not inside out."
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Wednesday, January 9, 2008
First Wives Club
Annie and I had an email conversation today about the song To Be Real and the fact that it's featured in First Wives Club. Neither of us can get the middle aged triumphantly kooky women out of our heads. It's all white pashminas and skirt suits and little pedi socks with sneakers dancing around, and I'm pretty sure their hands are up like little bunny rabbits at some point (or maybe that's just my image of my mother's dancing). I wish to GOD I could find a good picture, but all I gots is this:
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
To Be Real
Is this the cheesiest song ever created? I heard it on the radio several times today, and each time I just pictured giddy middle-aged women drinking champagne and cuttin loose in their Talbots without any rhythm.
What you fiiiiind, ah
(I think I love you, baby)
What you feeeeel now
(I feel I need you, baby)
What you knooooow-a
To be real
Ooooh, your love's fo-or re-e-e-eal now
You know that your love is my love
My love is your love
Our love is he-ere to stay-ay-ay-AAAAY!
Check out the couple behind Cheryl Lynn from about :30 to :45. You won't be disappointed.
What you fiiiiind, ah
(I think I love you, baby)
What you feeeeel now
(I feel I need you, baby)
What you knooooow-a
To be real
Ooooh, your love's fo-or re-e-e-eal now
You know that your love is my love
My love is your love
Our love is he-ere to stay-ay-ay-AAAAY!
Check out the couple behind Cheryl Lynn from about :30 to :45. You won't be disappointed.
Saturday, January 5, 2008
Communist River Party 2007-2008
We decided to book a cabin in the Russian River Valley for New Years Eve. The Craigslist ad said "sleeps 10" and linked to a website with tons of cute 3 bedroom cabins. When we arrived Sunday, we realized it was less a bedroomed cabin than one-room trailer. It did sleep 10: it had 5 sets of bunk beds all along one wall. The other wall had part of a kitchen (without oven), a dining room table that was more like an ironing board, a couch, and a tiny tv. We all shared the bathroom, which was echo-y and the toilet clogged at one point.
Upon arrival, we called the woman and complained that we thought it had at least 3 bedrooms. She responded indignantly "But a 3-bedroom home wouldn't sleep 10 people!" and we were like "Right. Only a one-room trailer can do that."
Upon arrival, we called the woman and complained that we thought it had at least 3 bedrooms. She responded indignantly "But a 3-bedroom home wouldn't sleep 10 people!" and we were like "Right. Only a one-room trailer can do that."
Luckily we had plenty of liquid happiness and Cheryl was a quote factory:
- "And she said I wasn't fulfilling my potential. Why? Because I'm dating a dirtbag who is always peeing blood?"
- "It was like a ski-lift, or a gondola, or a ferris wheel, or a people mover. But more awesome."
- "We still have two of our New Years dolmas left!"
- "This song is very European."
- "If my bladder shopped at Nordstrom, it would be in petites."
- "I fucking love the Dead....they rock me."
- "Look! The tree has its own mound! (hip gyration) I could never hula-hoop."
- "I used to think my mom was smarter than me until we got that C+ when she wrote my Evita paper in college."
- "Pee pee. That felt good."
- "Let's pretend it's summer camp and all tell ghost stories. And switch beds. (pause) (switch to pirate voice) Yo-Ho, let's switch beds!"
- "I got marshmallows on my gingerbread pants."
Happy Holidays!!!
We were depressed arriving at the aforementioned trailer. Luckily Cheryl had a hilarious holiday letter for our entertainment. Here are some highlights (names changed):
Domestic Goings-On:
Dick and Jane are still living in Menlo Park, CA with little Heffe [FN1], who has kept the weight off this year! Jane kept her garden growing, and reaped a bountiful tomato harvest [FN2]. And one of the big highlights around the house is the awesome 42" 1080p LCD TV they bought earlier this year. They are both completely hooked on Discovery and NatGeo HD - it looks like you're right there!
Travel:
Dick had the honor of driving a rickety 2-cylinder Mexican car on the treacherous dark road to La Paz, narrowly avoiding more than one bull wandering across the road, about which all the Mexicans had warned them. [FN3]
Arts and Entertainment:
It was all about the comedy this year in entertainment! Dave Chapelle was the highlight - intensely funny, fresh, raw - and yes, as many of you know he personally stole Jane's lighter during the show. [Mention of Bill Maher and Bob Saget shows]. However, Chapelle took the cake for being wickedly original on the spot; we've since invested in a copy of "Pimp" by Iceberg Slim, a highly recommended work of profound sociological commentary. We also caught a performance of Monty Python's "Spamalot" in Las Vegas.
It's safe to say it was a most prestigious year for Dick's gaming, as he finally procured a much-coveted Playstation 3. Some of his favorite games so far are Conan and Assassin's Creed (which even girls think is cool); and also WWE, Simpsons, and Black Site 51.
They watched some phenomenal shows this year: Tell Me You Love Me - 'ouch' to watch but eerily true, Weeds 2 and 3 - what the f is Nancy doin'? And one word...DEXTER, positively addicting.
Society Column:
Jane had her 10-year high school reunion this year, which was way more fun than she expected! It was awesome to see some of the old friends, everyone was so grown up, but so much the same, tres nostalgic.
Professional:
Dick received a well-deserved promotion this year at Company... . He has also developed a taste for fancy business clothes; Jane is a sucker for the cuff links. :)
Jane enjoyed another year working for the Pharmaceutical Company. She also began an M.B.A. program part-time...it is an enormous time commitment, but Dick has been an angel helping around the house when Jane gets stressed and busy - which is very often! [FN4]
Up Ahead:
Dick and Jane are in extensive preparations for Jane's birthday party on the 21st. It promises to be a fancy affair with filet mignon and the annual white elephant gift exchange. The problem is, they are wrestling with how to fit so many people in their teeny tiny house! Which means that up ahead, hopefully in the next year they will move to a larger living space to accommodate such events!
FN1: A cat.
FN2: Not a euphemism.
FN3: Mexicans!
FN4: Women are supposed to do the housework, but men can help sometimes.
Domestic Goings-On:
Dick and Jane are still living in Menlo Park, CA with little Heffe [FN1], who has kept the weight off this year! Jane kept her garden growing, and reaped a bountiful tomato harvest [FN2]. And one of the big highlights around the house is the awesome 42" 1080p LCD TV they bought earlier this year. They are both completely hooked on Discovery and NatGeo HD - it looks like you're right there!
Travel:
Dick had the honor of driving a rickety 2-cylinder Mexican car on the treacherous dark road to La Paz, narrowly avoiding more than one bull wandering across the road, about which all the Mexicans had warned them. [FN3]
Arts and Entertainment:
It was all about the comedy this year in entertainment! Dave Chapelle was the highlight - intensely funny, fresh, raw - and yes, as many of you know he personally stole Jane's lighter during the show. [Mention of Bill Maher and Bob Saget shows]. However, Chapelle took the cake for being wickedly original on the spot; we've since invested in a copy of "Pimp" by Iceberg Slim, a highly recommended work of profound sociological commentary. We also caught a performance of Monty Python's "Spamalot" in Las Vegas.
It's safe to say it was a most prestigious year for Dick's gaming, as he finally procured a much-coveted Playstation 3. Some of his favorite games so far are Conan and Assassin's Creed (which even girls think is cool); and also WWE, Simpsons, and Black Site 51.
They watched some phenomenal shows this year: Tell Me You Love Me - 'ouch' to watch but eerily true, Weeds 2 and 3 - what the f is Nancy doin'? And one word...DEXTER, positively addicting.
Society Column:
Jane had her 10-year high school reunion this year, which was way more fun than she expected! It was awesome to see some of the old friends, everyone was so grown up, but so much the same, tres nostalgic.
Professional:
Dick received a well-deserved promotion this year at Company... . He has also developed a taste for fancy business clothes; Jane is a sucker for the cuff links. :)
Jane enjoyed another year working for the Pharmaceutical Company. She also began an M.B.A. program part-time...it is an enormous time commitment, but Dick has been an angel helping around the house when Jane gets stressed and busy - which is very often! [FN4]
Up Ahead:
Dick and Jane are in extensive preparations for Jane's birthday party on the 21st. It promises to be a fancy affair with filet mignon and the annual white elephant gift exchange. The problem is, they are wrestling with how to fit so many people in their teeny tiny house! Which means that up ahead, hopefully in the next year they will move to a larger living space to accommodate such events!
FN1: A cat.
FN2: Not a euphemism.
FN3: Mexicans!
FN4: Women are supposed to do the housework, but men can help sometimes.
Friday, January 4, 2008
Do You, or anybody at your office needs an employee?
I received this email late last night:
Hello, Mr. [Linda's Last Name], my name is Elena Goforth, I have stopped by at "City's Planning Office" last week. I had a different reason back then, but now have decided to ask-Do You, or anybody at your office needs an employee? I have a lot of education and urgently need a "full-time" employment, as am "on probation" due to my personal situation. Me/my ex have been battling custody for more than 2 years and the situation is very difficult. You, probably, do not want to hear more, but I tried to avoid "going through a criminal trial," and chose a "deal with the prosecutor," it is why "on probation," my ex accused me of scratching the car, and the prosecutor "did not drop" the charges! I would greatly appreciate your help, as the young lady at front told me you are "superviser," and would be able to talk to me (I just happened to keep your card and think it is a "good sign"). Thanks.
Hello, Mr. [Linda's Last Name], my name is Elena Goforth, I have stopped by at "City's Planning Office" last week. I had a different reason back then, but now have decided to ask-Do You, or anybody at your office needs an employee? I have a lot of education and urgently need a "full-time" employment, as am "on probation" due to my personal situation. Me/my ex have been battling custody for more than 2 years and the situation is very difficult. You, probably, do not want to hear more, but I tried to avoid "going through a criminal trial," and chose a "deal with the prosecutor," it is why "on probation," my ex accused me of scratching the car, and the prosecutor "did not drop" the charges! I would greatly appreciate your help, as the young lady at front told me you are "superviser," and would be able to talk to me (I just happened to keep your card and think it is a "good sign"). Thanks.
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