Thursday, September 27, 2007

Oh Holy Crap

Note to self: Do not eat potatoes, noodles, or tomatoes while pregnant.




BARNAUL, Russia - A Siberian woman who gave birth to her 12th child — doing more than her fair share to stem Russia’s population decline — was stunned to find that little Nadia weighed in at a massive 17 pounds, 1 ounce.


“We were all simply in shock,” said Nadia’s mother, Tatyana Barabanova, 43. “What did the father say? He couldn’t say a thing — he just stood there blinking.”


“I ate everything, we don’t have the money for special foods so I just ate potatoes, noodles and tomatoes,” she told the reporter, adding that all her previous babies had weighed more than 11 pounds.

2 comments:

amityb said...

oh shit what is that godawful thing on its stomach? is that blight from the potatoes that spread to the navel? eeeeeew!

Inga said...

Calm down Amity shhh shhh it likely the stain of antibiotic ointment.