- What's black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 8 year old in my trunk.
- What's the worst thing about having sex with children? Getting blood on your clownsuit.
- What's the best way to keep kids out of your yard? Molest them.
- What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson fucked little boys in the ass.
- I would say go fuck yourself but there's a baby in the room.
- I'm still flossing your seed from my teeth.
- You may remember my labia from 2000.
Sunday, May 6, 2007
Girl Talk
Men might be surprised how women talk when they hang out. Below are a few things said this weekend while my friend's sweet baby girl sat in our arms:
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What a great weekend it was. If Susanna's at the next reunion weekend we'll have to keep things cleaner. Maybe she'll just stay with her dad.
Oh my, oh my, oh my. I was sitting in class quietly not paying attention when I started to read the most recent entry. I started laughing out loud...but in that stifled, loud breathing, try-to-make-it-sound-like-a-coughing-fit kind of way.
Good times. Looking back, it is always weird what moments end up fueling the long-term laughs...
I am looking forward to Anchorage 2008. (Or maybe Anchorage Autumn 2007?)
Happy 10 years, ladies.
Number 2 just messed my head up a bit.
What's the best thing about having sex with an 8-year old? Hearing her hips crack, oh!
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