Sunday, May 20, 2007

Reason # 5472 my brother is rad.

To his friend on MySpace: "Are you gonna organize a bachelor party for me? I would really appreciate it, but I would also insist on all the douchebag elements being removed. You know what I mean! I don't want to be like 8 beers in to my evening before some paid-off slut is placed on my lap and all you dudes go 'NOW FUCK HER RIGHT NOW OR YOU'RE A GAY'"

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

How many beers in does he want to be?

Inga said...

You're the frat boy, you tell us.

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of a funny Hip E saying upon finding Shark drunk and belligerent:

"Who gave Shark a thimblefull of beer?"