Waverly Inn

I'm super tired tonight and don't have any blog reserves so you're getting this entertaining email from the lovely KC in NYC:

"Spotted at Graydon Carter's Waverly Inn Monday night: Russell Simmons, sans on-again-off-again Kimora Lee. Looking well-rested and shiny, Simmons sipped fresh juice (apparently BYOJ) and worked the room, at one point going over to a nearby table to shake hands with an unidentified director who was dining with Olivia Wilde of recent Black Donelly's fame and of the unreal facial bone structure (also known as 'hot lesbian' from the OC). Malcolm Gladwell (of The Tipping Point notoriety) arriving alone and be joined shortly after by Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima. The duo noshed on comfort food while enjoying what seemed to be rather awkward conversation. Across the room, classy Brit Michael Caine chatted with friends and his gorgeous Indian wife. Caine, looking tall and ruddy, did not disappoint. Overheard by the men's room telling two superhot femmes that he didn't see why they couldn't join him in there later was Revlon owner/recent Ellen Barkin divorcee Ron Perlman - looking extra short, extra bald, and extra like he probably has a very, very tiny pee-pee. Wearing signature black-rimmed glasses, in a booth near the back, was German architect Daniel Liebskind. Lastly, business communications up-and-comer and goddess, KC Crofoot, radiant in a black dress and red shoes - celebrating her 28th birthday with gadabout townThocaton McGee and an older couple - one of whom could have been Sean Connery."