I GOT ARRESTED...AGAIN

I have a MySpace friend named Goldie.

This is her picture.


This is a beautiful and spiritual picture from her page.

I don't know how Goldie and I became MySpace friends. She just showed up. What I do know is that she sent a bulletin today titled "BEST WAY TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY." Oh Goldie, you DOG!!

The title sounded pretty awesome. Unfortunately the bulletin text really only promised one of the following: (i) have someone fall in love with me; (ii) find a $20.00 bill on the ground; (iii) make-out with the person I like; and/or (iv) find the love I've always wanted.

While not as awesome as virginity loss, I do like $20 bills. I just needed to repost with one of the following titles:

"I'm a lesbian"
"I admit that I like him"
"I admit that I like her"
"BEST WAY TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY"
"WHO you..Never..."
"Im HAPPY its OVER "
"ask me out already"
"I GOT ARRESTED...AGAIN"
"OkAy, So i ChEaTeD On HiM LaSt NiGhT...Sooo"
''Baby I want you back, i'm sorry"
"Just to settle all the rumors... yes i did"
"I'm getting married!"
"i just got a job... I'm moving to London!"
"If he was my homework i would do him on the table"
"I hit it 5 times last night"
"my dad got the job im moving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"you suck"


Consider that $20 mine.