Linda (text): Martha Stewart has nothing on you
[Time elapses. Conversation picks up in person.]
Linda: So you beer-battered your brussel sprouts? How were they?
Leslie: Good. You've been making all the brussel sprouts recently and then last night the squash, and it got me in the mood to start experimenting and trying to outdo myself.
Linda: We should make butternut squash! That was better than the acorn squash I made last night. Also, they're phallic.
Leslie: Definitely. Maybe we could compete-
Linda: YES
Leslie - by each making half of a squash.
Linda: YES
Leslie: ....
Linda: (gazing downward, serious) Maybe Sunday evening......I don't know.
Leslie: You are totally Will Ferrell in Old School right now.
1 comment:
Can I get the recipe for the brussel sprouts? I also have a great recipe for acorn squash!
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