Sunday, March 16, 2008

Can somebody arrange for me to be BFF with Ellen? That'd be great, thanks.

3 comments:

Andrew said...

Any city that gave the world both Ellen and Lil Wayne needs to be saved. All philanthropic efforts to that end are worth while. Save New Orleans!

"It rains a lot in my city, because my citys cryin'
Because my citys dyin'"

-Lil Wayne

aMaesing said...

It pretty much is in the CA State Standards that we indoctrinate the children to accept homosexuality. I get a bonus for every student that turns gay, too. No Child Left Behind requires that our students be more gay than other countries because they are a damn successful group of people. I think it is even in Bush's stimulus package to get our economy booming.

thrill said...

Andrew, as a native New Orleanian, you've made my day. Although technically Ellen's from the suburbs....