I talk to squirrels.

Funny Patton Oswalt "Woods Murderer." The video is funny enough, but the YouTube comments are the best part:

(1) visiongoober: 911

(2) battlehappy: thank you for posting this! oh, patton oswalt. you really are short bus special.

(3) vortex007: I LOVE KING OF QUEENS

(4) franjiej514: lol thanks your awesome