Sunday, July 1, 2007

White Trash Haiku

Eatin' from the can
Chef Boyardee-aroni
Naked 'bove the waist

Oh! El Camino
You were mine, but now you're gone
Damn you, repo man

Short like your schooling
Long like your prison sentence
Where's your wife beater

Faint fragrance rises
In the smoke-filled pool hall air
I need fresh boxers

Oh you hot mama
In your white jeans and teased hair
Come see Ratt with me

Take her to Wendy's
No shirt, no shoes, no service
Wait in the truck, smoke

Olympia beer
Comes in bottles? What next then?
Must I now wear shoes?

Dang! Your tube top is
making me want to forget
that you're my cousin

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