In the Mission recently, I was handed a disorienting piece of paper that I think encourages San Francisco voters to write in Mahareeshe J. Luv for City Manager. The paper looks like an old school zine, complete with typewritten Courier font and small drawings and a picture of an old man (or Willie Nelson?) delicately feeding a pigeon.
It starts: Cooperate and get off easy! Genesis 1:11 - "& God said, Let Earth bring forth the seed-bear-ing HERB!" Reefer Legal.
It ends: Do it worldwide! Now we can cut to a 3 or 2-day week! Reefer legal, no meters, live in ur van ok. Pee in the gutter. Drink beer on the sidewalk. J walk. Feed birds. & under the old system, pack in extra roommates at NO rent increase. Wide open Luv laws. Lower sex age. Too-high sex age. lost sex years, that can never be replaced, sob, how many missed The One! Look at what they done to us! Illegal to feed birds. Dragged to jail 5 times for it! ARE THEY OUT OF TOUCH UP THERE ? Drunken orgies, lucreing it up?? THEY'RE NOT DOING THE JOB! Meters & hauls were so painful & stupid! Reefer, the sacrament of God! Then he proves it by the Bible. THENNN--having stuck his stuck his sword in the all Big Owner, he gives himself EXECUTIVE CLEMENCY FORE & AFT & IS ALONE WITHOUT SIN! It doesnt matter who he laid. He is as pure as Snow White. They can't get a finger on him! His aura turned them into Virgins. AND he is running for CITY MANAGER.
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That is amazing. That guy should write for spam.
He's got my vote! If there's one ballot initiative I don't think the fine taxpayers of SF see enough of,it's open Luv laws. Open luv for all! Reefer is the sacarment of the gods! Hahahahaha.
Amity, I lovelovelove your most recent post. I'm mentioning it so people click and go look.
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